Survival of the Strangest
start-missing-everybody:

Winter Soldier spoilers

start-missing-everybody:

Winter Soldier spoilers

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

sweet-bitsy:

dendropsyche:

weloveshortvideos:

French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

no way. no way. absolutely not. no.

WHAT A PUP

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

winterpatriot:

make me choose

 asked “Sebastian Stan or with Anthony Mackie?”

Me: Whoa, this character kills a lot of people
Me: They're my favorite

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

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cupboardgods:

I watch this at least 10 times every time it shows up on my dash

I love when I go to my parents house and can see Minerva, my spoiled little princess kitty.

I love when I go to my parents house and can see Minerva, my spoiled little princess kitty.

"You're my friend."
longroadtoparadise:

Jesus take the—BUCKY NO

longroadtoparadise:

Jesus take the—BUCKY NO

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

oolongearlgrey:

remembering some stupid shit you did years ago