


((Red))
((Orange))
Greygreygrey!! :D
Blue, I think.
GREEN
Orange Pill
Yellow
blue
Green’s always been my favorite color ;O
Blue, definitely blue. Anything that has Flying or Teleportation.
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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
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I was worried you were dead.
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mads mikkelsen as lucifer
His eyes glitter, bright and burning, looking up from The Pit. He fell. Oh, but how he fell, how it hurt.They abandoned him. HE, HE cast him out, thought to— No. No more tears. Tears are what they want. And he will never, ever be what they want. (x)the most glorious of archangels the rebel. the serpent.
lucifer.
created to fall. created to rebel. the morningstar created to cast and then consume the shadow for the kingdom of heaven, as the dark side of the coin of creation, flipped around by a despot god.
lucifer no longer traded in petty currencies of good and evil any more. they are scaffoldings to a rotten cathedral glimmering with ambition and power, and he will not stop til he has scaled to the very top.
he knows better than anyone how far the fall can be - and now he will rise higher than the creator had ever even intended.
suggested by the evil overlord villainyandgoodcheekbones

Red Velvet ice cream on a chocolate cone
sex
i am so turned on right now.
Tag your porn
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JUST PRESS PLAY.
Anybody who grew up in the 90’s and doesn’t know this song is a deprived child.
This song will haunt me even when i’m dead.
started dancing in my seat.
ALWAYS reblog <333333
FOREVER REBLOG <3
THIS WAS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING SONG ON RADIO DISNEY OKAY
LMFAO My friend declared this his theme song xD
oh snap i recognized it within the first 4 seconds and a huge fucking grin grew across my face XD
I just started to dance in my chair and my brother is questioning me.
IF YOU SAY YOU DON’T DANCE YOU’RE A LIAR
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the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one
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COOL!
The baseball one is magical. Literally.
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